cactehi:

"Things I told the internet, but didn’t tell my mom" by Anna Ladd

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost.

JESUS FUCK! GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

You can’t photoshop that kind of shit.

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

theofficialariel:

Tink and Peter go on an adventure

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?